ENNUI PART DEUX

this blog is going to be a laundry list of things running through my mind today so bear with me:

I did stay warm last winter right? This morning it was crazy chilly and i was rummaging through my closet, my dressers, the foot of my bed(oh yes i sometimes have clothing there) and i couldnt find nathan to wear. This happens every year, with every seasonal change - and i swear all of my clothing gets sent to the cornfield. Its crazy. All of my warm sweaters and skirts and tights just vaporize. And when summer comes around it'll be the same thing. Oh well just another excuse to spend $$$ on a new winter wardrobe. Like i needed one.

This slimfast is making me gassy(sorry for the tmi) but seriously. I feel bloated as crap. They used to make the juice based ones but i cant seem to find them anymore wtf. they were the best ever. And they didnt give me gas. I'll deal with it as long as it gets the job done. Just don't get too close. Speaking of slimfast I feel lighter already but thats probably just my fertile imagination.

...Speaking of fertile, as you guys have access to the internets you've probably already seen these:

Halle B accessorizes her dress with a dynamic duo

and i gotta say between her and Mel B(shout out to rashizzle)...shoot salma hayek too, these ladies are making a great case for pregnancy. I mean with all the nasty side effects that can come with being "in a family way" -the nastiest side effect being "family"- i was all blah about it. Of course i'd suffer through because i dont want to be a childless old hag but yo...if i get to be as luscious as these ladies then where do i sign up? To have a pair of those would make the knock-upperation worthwhile i think. I mean other than the actual baby of course.

The only thing i'd cheat on my Treo with:

The Blackberry Curve. im seriously considering getting one, it doesnt have the touchscreen which is a downer but...its just so darn sessy. After my Treo went all randle mcmurphy on me see:october 12th entry, i gotta admit that i haven't been feeling the same towards it. Plus, i have a problem with elitism and i saw one two many hoodrats with the treo and that bugged me out. Judge me all you want...suckers. ...im working on it ok??


Speaking of phones Samsung has partnered with BGK and the two have released a B'Phone. Um... what? I'm not sure who came up with this "brilliant" Idea but i figure it was the same team who decided that it'd be a good idea to have a Russell Simmons debit card. Can't say what the allure of the B'Phone is, other than it being hawked by Beyonce. I'm guessing the B is short for BS because thats how i feel about this phone. Never has celebrity avarice irritated me more.

Just say nah