I'M SO DESSICATED RIGHT NOW

My house has me feeling like an inverted mummy, its so dry in here.

With the cold weather, I have the heat going, and with the heat going, i'm becoming increasingly dry. Its gotten so bad, that like on the weekends, i'll walk around with a body slathered with vaseline to keep my skin from looking like Danny Trejo's face. Not sexy, but so necessary.

Seriously, i'm about to go the old school route, and have bowls of water and humidifiers everywhere just to get the moisture level up.

The arid air is making my eyes feel scratchy, and my insides feel like i swallowed a silica gel cocktail. My nose feels dry and itchy. It not a very good time.

Anybody else have this problem? Suggestions would be appreciated :)

...Also, I'm craving paella. And sushi. What one has to do with the other - or what either has to do with my parched house is beyond me.