...AND SOMETIMES I ANNOY PEOPLE

I like making people talk in their sleep. Like if you fall asleep around me, be careful - cuz i just may start conversating wit yo somnolent behind.

Case in Point:


Me: "Its late...i know you're tired. Why don't you just go to sleep?

Him: "Nah...i'm good. I'm awake"

Me: "You've been yawning non stop for the past ten minutes. Just go to sleep."

Him: "I told you I'm awake. *loud yawn* Besides, yawning *another yawn* doesn't signify that you're tired...you know why we yawn right?"

*Interrupting a possible 20min dissertation on yawning*

Me: [laughing], "I believe you. you're not tired."

Him: "Thank you."

Me: *sticking out tongue* "You're welcome."

We fall into silence...i'm flip through a magazine for a few minutes.

Me: "Oh yeah i remembered what i wanted to tell you..."

Him: "Bill Cosby."

Me: "huh?" What's Bill Cosby?"

Him: *unintelligible mumble* "...it should be two TVs"

LOL this dude is sound asleep. I knew he was sleepy. Why didn't he just admit it?? No matter. I try to coax a convo out of him.

Me: [Stifling laughter], "What about Bill Cosby and the TVs?"

Him: "I want to get a TV"

Me: Cautiously so to not disturb the delicate balance of slumber, "Why do you want to get a TV? What about Bill Cosby?

Him: "I think so"

Me: "Which one?"

He starts stirring and I realize he's waking up, so I try to get one last inane response...

Me: "You're gonna buy the TV when we go to great adventure right?"

Him: "yeah..." He's about to finish his thought(if you can call it that) When he pauses.

Uh oh. The jig is up!

Me: [Innocently], "You were saying...?"

Him: *Slight chuckle* "shutup."

Me: *dies laughing*

Him: "Shutup lex!"

Me: "But its so cuuuuute!"

Him: "I'm going to bed."

Me: "I told you to an hour ago!" *Laughs Harder*