STOP THE PRESSES

Ya girl(yes i said "ya girl" im trying to be more hip don't laugh) is about to buy a two finger name ring.

two. finger. name. ring.

Now i know good and well that yall are judging me and thats ok because i judged myself hard when i first came up with idea. But then i was like funk that. I really really want one.

It won't be one of those huge blocky ones that could do a stand in as brass knuckles though. It'll be chic and tasteful. Like most things i do.

I've also decided to buy new glasses. I guess i should clarify - i will be purchasing new frames. I don't need glasses to see. I have that 20/20 but i like how glasses make me look. Am i a poseur ? Probably.

Omg wait...

Am i having a half past quarter life crisis? Am i becoming the hipster upon whom i once unleashed my vitriol? All signs point to yes.


So what are yall doing this weekend?...

SATC comes out today(correct me if i'm wrong) and i must say, i am soo not interested. When it was still being broadcast, i watched it a few times and never "got" it. Even Pat Fields' magnificent styling couldn't sell me on the show. I feel like a traitor to my sex for admitting this, but, whatever. Surely i'm not the only one who doesn't have "carrie fever?"

The only movie i want to see now is Iron Man. I've heard - from many a trusted source - that it was excellent. So i'm willing to give it a go. Other than that nothing much is really calling to me on the movie front. Wait, there is that new M Night. Shyamalan 'The happening'. I willing to give mr. Hitchcock-lite another chance. If only to redeem himself for that tragedy; 'the lady in the water.'