YOU MAY BE YOUNG BUT YOU'RE READY

Is there an expression any creepier than this?

It conjures images of bulging eyes and greasy lips. Sharkskin suits and pinky rings. Hair anointed with some sort of ahbai product. Or Vitalis. (Hey we don't discriminate.) The cloying scent of drakkar, coolwater, Hai karate...Fried chicken.

Disturbing right?

And the thing is, there are so many songs built around this premise. Its like the freakin pedo call to arms. Men(or women) on their benny mardones. Waiting for a chance to school some PYT.

Gro$$.

Don't be afraid is my jam though.

*cough*

Ok so am I the only one who is majorly excited about the new Indiana Jones movie? It comes out on the 22nd, and imnsho, there hasn't been enough fanfare. Wheres the commercials that air every five seconds? Wheres the mass marketing? Wheres the fast food promotions? Wheres the beef?(yall saw that coming i know.) Come on people. Effa Iron Man. This is INDIANA JONES we're talking about here. Not robert downey doing a george clooney doing a michael keaton. This is the Or-ig-i-na-tor. Harrison Ford. Respect your elders. But seriously, yall ain't got no love for archaeologists? No matter. Go see it on the 22nd and we'll call it even. Savvy?

By the way, i've been meaning to put my blogroll thingie in effect, seeing as how i stay up in somebody's blog and i've been feeling guilty about not giving you writers your due shine. Not that you'll get much shine here, because like three people read this blog(me myself and i), but yall deserve kudos just the same. So look for it in the near future. I'd like to blame it not being done already on the fact that im lazy and a procrastinator, but its mostly because i don't like to share. I mean i am lazy, and i do procrastinate, but yeah. Its mostly the sharing thing. I want you all to myself guys!