Porkchops and applesauce
porkchops and applesauce
once again it was another night of take out. Ugh.
Ask anyone who knows me relatively well, and they will tell you that the general consensus is that my eating habits are deplorable. For the last two weeks i've been on a take out/order in binge, and i know that that will do nothing to alter that perception.
Its really a shame because i've heard tell that i am pretty good cook. Not tooting my own horn or nothing, but i can really throw down when i wanna.
However, unless i'm entertaining or cooking for a special occasion, i can't bring myself to do it for myself.
Instead i've been filling my upper GI with viands the likes of which can only be found at the Chinese take out, Popeyes, subway, wendy's and mcdonalds. Not even good take out(for ex: boston market..which actually might be tomorrow's sup), just the fatty caloric stuff.
Im grossing myself out as i type.
After much deliberation tonight, it wound up being Chinese...again.
I wasn't that thrilled to eat, i just picked over my lo mein.
other than that the most exciting event of the evening was to newsboy cap or not newsboy cap
getting ready to walk out with out the cap:

thought better of it...looked like rain plus a bad hair day
voila! newsboy

a friend documented me in each incarnation
i wound up newsboying it up
Anyhow...
I think im in love with stephen hawking. He's brilliant and has a great sense of humor...i wonder if he'd be interested in a gal like me?
I was given this book as a gift:

and it reinforced just how wonderful i think he is.
Wait lemme check and see if he's married...
ok he's not married - at the moment. according to wikipedia, he filed for divorce(from his SECOND wife no less!) last year.
That means i do have a chance...

Ladies, he's MINE!

3 comments:
I need a warning or a disclaimer before you broke that last pic on me..i laughed hard..
oh, and uhhh if you could put my newspaper on my doorstep and not my grass that'd be great..thanks a bunch!!!
you know taking a second job as a paperperson(gender neutral don't want the PC police up in here) may not be a bad idea...i'd get some exercise
don't worry about your newspaper being delivered on your grass though...i'd keep yours for myself lol. You subscribe to the Post?
and you better not be laughing at my man...i love he.
and for the record, christopher reeve really rocked the whole wheelchair look a lot better than your man..
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