JANET.

Penny has a new song out and well, its boring. Once again, she's whispering over a base heavy track that overwhelms her gossamer vocals. Once again you can't understand the words. Once again the lyrics have questionable content. I remember the first time i learned the words to 'IF'. Whoo Chile! i was so young and so unaware back then. That was also around the same time i learned what they were talking about in SWV's 'downtown'. My innocence shattered about me like Patrick Ewing's knees.

So.

An excerpt from feedback:

"heavy like a first day period"

Lack of articles aside, that is one gross way of saying "i'm hot for you." Seriously. I don't know about you guys but the menstrual cycle has never held any erotic allure for me. If you wanna dull the flames of passion just mention the menses. I certainly can't imagine stating the above as a way to get motors running. Thats just too icky. Then again Janet is a self proclaimed freak so you never know. Btw, if you're poppin wheelies off of something like that may i kindly suggest you get the heck out of my journal. Thanks.

omg im so judgmental!

but yeah.

Then the video has some kind of milk and cereal theme that leaves me @ a loss. I mean what is that? Cookie crisp? Wait, it kinda looks like the other one...um...corn pops? No...Thats not the one im thinking of...its in a yellow box and its in balls. Eff it i don't know. At any rate, knowing Janet, i'm sure it has some kind of sexual double meaning. She is one sexy girl. She makes Annie Sprinkle look subtle.

Her styling leaves something to be desired too. She's toned, true, but she looks tough. No feminine softness. Plus her costuming looks familiar. Didn't she wear something similar in the busta rhymes collabo?

I dunno. I just wanted her to come back hard, and show these new jackies whats up, but i fear that this is gonna flop just like her previous efforts.