HOW MUCH DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT?
Or: Why the internets rock my world.
Surfing is always a source of boundless joy. You never know what you're going to come across. Sometimes its 2G1C, - which i've never seen and never will - and sometimes its this:
This, my friends, is a composting toilet. Yes, the homegrown fertilizer ordinarily composed of raked leaves and yard clippings can now be made with human waste. Ingenious right? Tell me this is not the hotness. That new new. My guests will be thrilled. When they ask to use the restroom i'll flash my enigmatic mona lisa smile, guide them to a human sized litter box, complete with trays resembling those found in an apiary. As you(my guest) ease nature, you can rejoice that that you're defecating and urinating over your host's(me!) own rotting excrement.
Sexy huh?
The concept, while bizarre, and a bit(ok a LOT) gross, seems at least worth consideration. Especially if you're hardcore into going green.(So that means one of yall treehuggers should buy it, and get back to me)
Imagine, taking a poo, letting the microbes do their thing, and then growing tomatoes with your own transmogrified fecal matter!
And when folks exclaim over the the tastyness of your home grown fruits and veggies, asking: "what's your secret?!"
You can look into the camera and say:
"I'll never telllllll..."
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3 comments:
my first thought was "It looks expensive!" My second thought was "I live in an apartment." So, I guess, that rules me out for these new craptastic crapper.
interesting tho.
This is gold! But if I start making food that is fertilized by Mr Hankey's cousins, don't I have license to start cooking food in the shower too? Let me find out Cosmo was a racist AND a trailblazer.
I promise to recycle every piece of paper, plastic, aluminum that enters my humble abode to avoid using this ummm craptastic commode. I can just imagine all kinds of malodorous fumes eminating from the bathroom because well it's just sitting there. And who is emptying THAT?! If we ever really knew each other and I saw this in your bathroom, I would hold "it" until I left. That's only right and respectful! LOL
And ummm I like my tomatoes fertilized with anonymous fertilizer, please. Thanks. ;)
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