BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT:

I give you this - which i'm sure you've seen a million times already:




"HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?"

There's beauty in those words people. Those are the words that i've been looking for my entire life; the words that embody pain and pleasure and frustration and irritation and exasperation and when i'm at my wits end and ready to pull hairs out. Its better than "serenity now!" I *will* be saying this whenever i'm having one of those "moments".

...and i must say i feel a bit sorry for dude. I mean how *can* she slap? Yeah yeah men hitting women is not cool, but neither is just cold clocking a bro. She should have known better than to think she could just slap him and it would be all good. (some)Men are crazy and you never know which one will slap you back on some reflexive verbs type ish. lol @ dude in salmon colored shirt and 'spenders coming over to homegirl to check and see if she's ok. Other than having her self esteem slapped clear to patagonia i'm sure she was fine.