LIL WAYNE IS CAPABLE OF LUCID PROSE?

Well bust my buttons! © Emerald City Doorman

The Patriots aren't going to be fine. I expected this to happen even before Brady got injured. I've been skeptical for a while now. They lost their drive. They used to go out there and crush people, playing good football every Sunday. You could see when they were winning how great they were playing, how hard they trained and how disciplined they were. But then it became about 'who is this person dating' and whatever, and that's when I thought this would happen. I'm not going to say they're distracted because they're professionals. But when it becomes about all that other stuff it does take away from just going out and playing good football.

- Lil Wayne on the patriots

ESPN has given weezy a blog. Mhmm yup. While its dubious that few people could have blessed the listening public with gems such as:

"Call me Mr. President or call me Mr. Ever Care or Mr. Everywhere or Mr. Never Care or Mr. Never Scared",

"I make her feel right when its wrong like lying"

or the hall of famer: "wobbledy wobbledy"

- I am surprised that anybody would want him to "write" for like...serious. But you know what? I read his musings, despite my misgivings, and to be honest, they weren't half bad. He's nowhere near as polished as my homie RM, but thats to be expected. What's so amusing is the image of Mr.Carter behind a desk, sipping on sizzurp while pecking away at the keyboard. His english was decent even. I'm amazed that he had subject verb agreement, AND he used the proper spelling of "they're". If he was assisted in his writing, they did a great editing job. His paragraphs had nice rhythm, the grammar was decent, but just enough errors were left to make it seem authentic. Then again, maybe it was authentic. Maybe thats just my snob surfacing; assuming that he isn't capable of articulating his thoughts. No one knows who Wayne really is behind the posturing, fronts, and promethazine. Perhaps, with a little training he could become a great sports writer. It was kind of nice to see this softer side of Wayne, like it made him seem a little less, i don't know, INSANE. He blogs with heart. Basically what i'm trying to say is that i think i'm falling in love with him.