QUICK QUESTION
So...i'm confused. Is feeling up your girls whats hot in the streets? I know that women are more tactile with their displays of affection than men, but that?^^
Que dice mi gente.
Pour moi? Well, I love my girls. when we go out and are laughing, joking and side-eyeing, our get togethers are like a general mills commercial. All we need is some phoebe snow and a haunting melody. No, we're not all cut from the same cloth(chinchilla) but we all love each other to pieces.
As for touchy feeliness? I'd say its moderate. I mean i've sat on my girl K's lap, locked arms with my other girl A(not the same girl from the awful blind date) Cried into my girl S's shoulder, and poked my girl T on her butt.
(fun fact: i poke all my girlfriends on their butts. My grandma and mom and sister and my cousin(s) too. Just walk by, index out and... *poke*. It's hilarious. And squishy.)
Anyway i'm doing my daily gander @ the party pic websites and a common theme among the ladies featured is the constant groping and cuppage...of each other. It is my contention is that very few - if any - of these women have the gay. Its a bunch of likkered up chicks who like to do the grabby grabby, hoping if they play the part well enough, they might get chose.
My friend pulled that once, we were out and all of a sudden she decided it would be cute to grab my butt. Like not just grab but GRAB. A bunch of us were at my boy C's house, the lights were low-ish and everyone was doing their best to be "sexy"(including me but this ain't bout that lol). So anyway i'm getting off the el cheapo leather(look) sofa (sidenote: if your furniture came in a set - like sofa, end tables, a recliner, lamp, ottoman, tv and area rug for like some ridiculously low price of like 115.38 i will be judging you.) Anyway i slide off his sofa in order to get another piece of pizza, and as i arise she grabs a large chunk of biscuit and just squeezes. There was a brief pause in movement when i realized it was her palming my cheeks, but i didn't want to rain on her (gay)parade, so i didn't say nothing.
These were the days before everyone had a digi camera, and there was no myspace or facebook to document the gayelle grope. Later on that night i inferred the reason for her sudden "amorous" attentions, her crush was there. Well thats genius. Get his attention by pretending to be gay with me.
I guess it worked because they wound up being an item...briefly.
So ladies what say you? Do you do this? Fellas, do you like this?


2 comments:
I think this trend needs to catch on and quickly. Clothes are optional.
i disagree with rashad. well, i mean, maybe if the women were at least hot. These women here in these pics, I don't want to see them in any compromising positions--clothed, naked, burka-ed, or anything in-between. In fact, they shouldn't take pics. My eyes hurt. But, let's see, if Rosario Dawson and Sanaa Lathan were in these pics...I say "Let me get in middle of that pic!." What does that say about me?
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