MY HIPS HURT

I wonder why.




Could it be...?




Dare I mention...?




Don't wanna brag but...








I got my HULA HOOP HOEZ!!!


yes. yes. YES. After months of seeking and not finding, my hula hunt ended early saturday evening. All these months of toiling finally paid off. I was in a Walmart about 5 miles west of east jablip when my hunt ended. Despite my countenance being at an all time low due to facing such defeats, i decided to ask the Walmart associate if they indeed had hula hoops at that store. This was my last try. If they didn't have it here, then i'm over looking for it in stores. Im just going to order it online. But lo! She paused, thought for a moment, and then led me to a stack of boxes near the bikes.

There, behind some pallets, lay gold. HULA HOOPS. I beamed. I thanked her profusely. I broke down and cried. I sang like a castrato. I grabbed a hula hoop and started doing it right there.

oh.

No not THAT. I was hula hooping you nasty guttersnipes!

I sucked. Had a lost it? Oh wait. Duh. You can't hula over a wool coat!

I am as happy as a lark. Rashad, i think i know how you felt when you got your jersey!

Now, technically, its not an official hula hoop - that name belongs to whamo - mine is called a "wave hoop" or some crap like that but I don't care. This hula hoop has officially made me sexier than 3/4 of the population.

I got home that night and hooped the heck out of that thing, and then woke up this morning hooping even more. I still got it yo!

Only thing is, my stomach muscles and hips are kinda sore, i guess from the movements required in order to keep the hoop in motion. I guess im not as in shape as I thought I was. Its a good hurt though, and I think im going to add hooping to my workout routine. Festivus miracles all around!

Don't hate. I can hula in a sheath dress. Can you???