OPPOSITE WEEK

Can you go against nature?

Thats my goal for this week.

if every instinct you have is wrong...then the opposite must be right. (c) Seinfeld

Not saying that my instincts are wrong or nothing, because i've gotten this far with them. But every once in a while its nice to tone down the barbs and caustic wit. Because really,

I.
BE.
HATINNN. (c) ATCQ

And so dear reader, I give you my pledge that this upcoming week will be one filled with smiles, good natured humor, kind words, and the mellow yet flowery notes of your favorite prince matchabelli fragrance.

Its going to be difficult given the fact that most people and things annoy me. Its for this reason that i was ragged on and lambasted about my haterish tendencies this past weekend. I C U haterz!

:-/ ( don't tell but they hurt me yo...i allus figgered despite my tendency to dry wit...that i was indeed a kind person!)

Not only will I tone it down, but i'm going to do the opposite of what i'd normally do in day to day activities. Going against my natural inclinations will be hard, but what can i say? I love challenges.

So that means;

situations where i wanna hate....i'll um..love?
when i want to make fun...i'll concentrate on the positives.
rolling my eyes now means batting eyelashes.
the urge to be sarcastic will be will be cloaked with the mantle of sincerity and earnestness.

just all for the sake of bettering myself you know? self improvement and all that.

Hi, I'm lex the luvr and i'm the opposite of every woman you've ever met.