...GOT ME CHANGING MY EXPRESSION, I DON'T EXPRESS

So these are the days of blog famine that i've been hearing about. I have not had the desire to blog since last friday. And though that isn't a remarkably long time on the scale of remarkably long times, it feels weird to be absolutely without motivation to write. But here's the kicker, i still expect my favorite bloggers to be blogging lol. Nerve right? Anyway, there are a few things worth mentioning, and as the spirit hit me this morning, i forced out this tripe below:

One:

the amazing events of Tuesday November 4th. You heard about that...didn't you? Oh, well there is just teensy historic thing of the fact that there is now a black president elect of the United States. Its surreal. I'm incredulous. Its like that scene with luke and yoda on dagobah:

luke: [after yoda uses the force to rescue his submersed x-wing] i don't...i don't believe it...

Yoda: That is why you fail.

Now hopefully i'm not doomed to a life of failure, but wow. just wow.


Two:

The dress crisis is averted, i now have a decent garment to wear, it fits well - as long as i don't eat, breathe or make any sudden movements - (hello wardrobe malfunction!), so that is a load off. Thank you all for your suggestions, and for holding my (electronic) hand while i suffered through my plight. lol. Don't let go yet though, there is still the issue of hair(did i hear a chorus of groans??? lol). Stay tuned.


Three:

Its November. The eleventh month of the year. I can't believe how fast 2008 is flying. I feel like i need to do something to rein it in and stop time from moving so fast but, ...how do you catch a wave and pin it down? © the nuns on sound of music. Remember back in july when i promised i wouldn't mention age or the aging process for a month? Ok, im sure you don't remember because yall don't be paying attention and thats okay but the fact remains that i was good on my promise. Its been a good four months since i talked about anything pertaining to age. All that to say is that all bets are off, its time to start bemoaning the passage of time and youth once more.

Four:

The new lebron james commercial. If you haven't seen it - which isn't likely as im usually the last to see things - please watch the youtube clip below. As much as i hate to admit it, dude is funny. He has that subtle sense of humor that i dig, his comedic timing on point. In fact the title of this blog is from that commercial (1:50), i've been saying it for a few days at random moments. "That and don't pump fake me now." Speaking of youth, how is it that is only 23 years old? Isn't that a crime or something? I remember the days when all sports stars were older than i was. And now, well i'm older than a whole lot of them. < /decrepit>