I've been trying to read a book for three 5 days and i can't get past page one of of chapter one

:|

whats happened to me? Back in the day, i could read a book a day just about... i kept my head in books. Now i'm just totally distracted...and its killing me a lil bit inside.

Perhaps its because its fiction. I haven't read anything that isn't non fictional in a while, so maybe because the particular piece of literature doesn't have an educational bent, i can't get into it.

So i'm still reading, just that the pleasure reading is not as pleasurable...

wait NON fiction is pleasurable, so maybe its my definition of pleasure thats changed

whatever.

*continues reading herodotus*

In other news, I offered the cable guy water yesterday!!

How good a customer am i? I felt fell of largesse as i did it too lol. It was hot and swampy outside and as soon as he entered the crib, i was like can i offer you some water? How cool is THAT?

In other, other news i also may have inadvertently flashed the same cable guy.

in other, other, other news, i won't discuss how i struggled with the spelling of inadvertent

:(

but back on topic i didn't realize it but my right boob had kinda loosed from my bra

meaning visible nipplage

so my blouse, which was demure but had a (tasteful) scoop neckline, possibly afforded him a view of my uncovered bosom

ugh.

i didn't realize it until after he left, i was sitting on my bed and looked down, and realized that if he had looked down my shirt at all, he probably saw.

i mean they are real and spectacular(c) seinfeld ...but i dont like the idea of giving a show without my knowledge.