SO I GOT ENGAGED

...to be engaged.

In a moment full of whimsy and not-hardly-serious-ness, a gentleman friend and I agreed that if neither of us were wed by 2020, we would marry each other. This gives us twelve years to grow accustomed to the idea of settling. Yes!

You may be thinking that im a bit capricious, but what can i say? Thats just how i roll. I'm like the wind baby. A delightful spring zephyr.

Anyway, you gents can exhale(or inhale, your choice) because you still have a decade and some change to make an impression. :P

Meanwhile, i won't be *completely* lying when responding to the random hollers from thugs, dirty old men, the "look so good but not ready" contigent, et al., with a flippant:

"i'm engaged."