i think i want to outsource my life

are we doing that yet?

just send it over to some nice lady in Pune or Bangalore to live for like pennies on the dollar. Ok, i wont be cheap...dimes on the dollar.

she could be bogged down with the everyday sameness of work, sleep, meats and root vegetables along with some of the more...annoying subplots of my existence.

and then i could just do whatever i want for say...a year. Life of riley mode.

that would be hot right?

*dials tata consultancy services*