YOU CAN DO SIDE BENDS OR SITUPS...

...but please don't lose that ______

Men be making all kinds of requests about what you need/don't need to lose -

"girl them ham hock thighs is why i can never go vegetarian!"
"aight lose some weight but if them hips go we gon fight"
"that roll of fat on your neck is like ambrosia"

- but do they realize how unpossible(yes UNpossible) it is to pick and choose the spots for your adipose tissue?

Cuz believe me if it were that easy i wouldn't be fretting with my figure now.*

Isolating muscle to work out yes. Deciding how your weight will be distributed is a whole nother story.

See, i've been doing the dieting/workout thing steady for about a month now, and i've lost a solid ten pounds which is a big YAY!

unfortunately, i think some of the weight has been pulled from my bust which is a big NAY! :-(

Its not so bad that i need to go down a cup size or anything, and they are still delightfully firm lol, but because i'm my primary feeler upper(ok only feeler upper), i notice any and all differences no matter how slight they may be.

And i noticed that they seemed a bit smaller.

It took me forever and a day to grow these babies, and i don't want them playing shrinky dink with my life just so i can fit into my size 2 skirts once more.

Really wtf is that all about? All this working out and i still have this layer of fat on my stomach that won't go away. Why would my bosom lose mass before my gut? This is so freaking annoying. I can feel the wall of muscle there, and yet the softness on top remains. Not sexy.

I've been told that belly thing is cute, but i really don't think so. Oh how i yearn for the flat stomach of beyonce...or amerie...or halle(pre pregnancy)

On the upside...i can button my shirts with no gaping so that works.

It makes me wonder how these video "vixens" can have such...deliberate proportions. Tig ol bitties, Itty bitty waist, and a big booty. Like how does that happen? And why didn't it happen to me?!?!?


*Don't get it twisted my figure is dope...im just trying to get it dope(r).